Key: Chorus:
C D C C x2
[Verse 1]
C
D
C
Mott the Hoople and
the game of Life
(Yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah)
C
D
C
Andy Kaufman in the
wrestling match
(Yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah)
C
D
C
Monopoly,
Twenty-one,
Checkers, and Chess
(Yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah)
C
D
C
Mister Fred Blassie
in a breakfast mess
(Yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah)
C
D
C
Let's play Twister,
let's play Risk
(Yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah)
C
D C
See you in heaven if
you make the list
(Yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah)
[Chorus]
Am
G
Now, Andy did you
hear about this
one?
Am
G
Tell me, are you
locked in the
punch?
Am
G C
D
Andy are you goofing
on Elvis? Hey baby,
Are we losing
touch?
G Am C
Bm G
Am D
If you believe they
put a man on the
moon, man on the
moon.
G Am C
Bm
Am
If you believe
there's nothing up
his sleeve, then
nothing is cool.
[Verse 2]
C
D
C
Moses went walking
with the staff of
wood (Yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah)
C
D C
Newton got beaned by
the apple good
(Yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah)
C
D
C
Egypt was troubled
by the horrible asp
(Yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah)
C
D
C
Mister Charles
Darwin had the gall
to ask (Yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah)
[Chorus]
Am
G
Now, Andy did you
hear about this
one?
Am
G
Tell me, are you
locked in the
punch?
Am
G C
D
Andy are you goofing
on Elvis? Hey baby,
Are you having
fun?
G Am C
Bm G
Am D
If you believe they
put a man on the
moon, man on the
moon.
G Am C
Bm
Am
If you believe
there's nothing up
his sleeve, then
nothing is cool.
[Instrumental]
Em D Em D Em D D
[Verse 3]
C
D
C
Here's a little agit
for the
never-believer
(Yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah)
C
D
C
Here's a little
ghost for the
offering (Yeah,
yeah, yeah, yeah)
C
D
C
Here's a truck stop
instead of Saint
Peter's (Yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah)
C
D
C
Mister Andy
Kaufman's gone
wrestling (Yeah,
yeah, yeah, yeah)
[Chorus]
Am
G
Now, Andy did you
hear about this
one?
Am
G
Tell me, are you
locked in the
punch?
Am
G C
D
Andy are you goofing
on Elvis? Hey baby,
Are we losing
touch?
G Am C
Bm G
Am D
If you believe they
put a man on the
moon, man on the
moon.
G Am C
Bm
Am
If you believe
there's nothing up
his sleeve, then
nothing is cool.
[Instrumental]
Em D Em D Em D D
[Outro]
G Am C
Bm G
Am D
If you believe they
put a man on the
moon, man on the
moon.
G Am C
Bm
Am
If you believe
there's nothing up
his sleeve, then
nothing is cool.
G Am C
Bm G
Am D
If you believe they
put a man on the
moon, man on the
moon.
G Am C
Bm
Am
If you believe
there's nothing up
his sleeve, then
nothing is cool.
G Am C
Bm G
Am D
If you believe they
put a man on the
moon, man on the
moon.
G Am C
Bm Am
Em
If you believe
there's nothing up
his sleeve, then
nothing is cool. |