Key: Chorus:
Gm
Eb
Down, down, down,
down, down, down,
down, down, down,
down!
Gm
Eb
Gm
Ok, guess who's
back? back again,
Shady's back, tell a
friend,
whaaaaaaaa
Gm
Gm/A
Now everyone report
to the dance floor,
to the dance floor,
to the dance
floor
Gm/Bb
Gm/C NC
Now everyone report
to the dance floor,
alright stop,
pajama time
Gm
Come here little
kiddies, on my lap,
guess who's back
with a brand new
rap?
Eb
Gm
And I don't mean rap
as in a new case of
child investigate
and accusate
(ha-ha-ha-ha-ha)
No worries, papa's
got a brand new bag
of toys, what else
could I possibly do
to make noise?
Eb
I done touched on
everything, but
little boys
Gm
That's not a stab at
Michael, that's just
a metaphor, I'm just
psycho
Eb
I go a little bit
crazy sometimes, I
get a little bit out
of control with my
rhymes
Gm
Good God, dip, do a
little slide, bend
down, touch your
toes and just
glide
Eb
Up the center of the
dance floor, like TP
for my bunghole, and
it's cool if you let
one go
Gm
Nobody's gonna know,
who'd hear it? give
a little poot poot,
it's ok! [fart]
Eb
Oops my cd just
skipped, and
everyone just heard
you let one rip
Gm
Now I'm gonna make
you dance, it's your
chance, yeah boy
shake that ass
Eb
Oops I mean girl,
girl girl girl, girl
you know you're my
world
Gm
Alright now lose it
(ha-ha-ha-ha-ha),
just lose it
(ha-ha-ha-ha-ha)
Eb
Go crazy
(ha-ha-ha-ha-ha), oh
baby (ha-ha), oo
baby, baby
(ha-ha)
Gm
Well, it's Friday
and it's my day,
just to party all
the way to Sunday
Eb
Maybe 'til Monday, I
dunno what day,
every day's just a
holiday
Gm
Crusin' on the
freeway, feelin'
kinda breezy, got
the top down,
lettin' my hair
blow
Eb
I dunno where I'm
goin', all I know is
when I get there,
someone's gonna
touch my body
Gm
Excuse me Miss, I
don't mean to sound
like a jerk
But I'm feelin' just
a little stressed
out from work
Could you punch me
in the stomach and
pull my hair?
Eb
Spit on me, maybe
gouge my eyes out?
(yeah)
Gm
Now, what's your
name girl? what's
your sign? man, you
must be up out your
mind
Eb
Dre! (ha-ha) beer
goggles, blind, I'm
just tryin to
unwind, now I'm
Gm
I'm gonna make you
dance, it's your
chance, yeah boy
shake that ass
Eb
Oops I mean girl,
girl girl girl, girl
you know you're my
world
Gm
Alright now lose it
(ha-ha-ha-ha-ha),
just lose it
(ha-ha-ha-ha-ha)
Eb
Go crazy
(ha-ha-ha-ha-ha), oh
baby (ha-ha), oo
baby, baby
(ha-ha)
Gm
It's Tuesday and I'm
locked up, I'm in
jail and I don't
know what
happened
Eb
They say I was
running butt naked
down the street
screaming,
ha-ha-ha-ha-ha
Gm
Well I'm sorry, I
don't remember, all
I know is this much,
I'm not guilty
Eb
They said, save it,
boy we gotcha you on
tape, yellin' at an
old lady, touch my
body
/G
Now this is the part
where the rap breaks
down, it gets real
intense, no one
makes a sound
/Eb
/D
Everything looks
like it's 8 Mile
now, the beat comes
back and everybody
lose themselves
Gm
Snap back to
reality, look it's
B. Rabbit, yo you
signed me up to
battle, I'm a grown
man
Chubba chubba chubba
chubba chubba
chubbie
Eb
Gm
I don't have any
lines to go right
here so, chubba
Teletubbie!
Fella's (what?)
fella's (what?) grab
your left nut, make
your right one
jealous (what?)
Eb
Black girls, white
girls, skinny girls,
fat girls, tall
girls, small girls,
I'm callin' all
girls
Gm
Everyone report to
the dance floor,
it's your chance for
a little romance
or
Eb
Butt squeezin' it's
the season, just go
(ha-ha-ha-ha), it's
so appeasin'
Gm
I'm gonna make you
dance, it's your
chance, yeah boy
shake that ass
Eb
Oops I mean girl,
girl girl girl, girl
you know you're my
world
Gm
Alright now lose it
(ha-ha-ha-ha-ha),
just lose it
(ha-ha-ha-ha-ha)
Eb
Go crazy
(ha-ha-ha-ha-ha), oh
baby (ha-ha), oo
baby, baby
(ha-ha)
Gm
Ummmmmm touch my
body, ummmmmm touch
my body
Eb
Gm
Eb
Ooh boy just touch
my body, I mean girl
just touch my
body
Gm Gm/A Gm/Bb
Gm/C
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