Key:
Chorus:
[Verse 1]
A
Dadd9
It's been one week
since you looked at
me
A
Dadd9
Cocked your head to
the side and said
"I'm angry"
A
Dadd9
Five days since you
laughed at me
saying
A
Dadd9
"Get that together
come back and see
me"
A
Dadd9
Three days since the
living room
A
Dadd9
I realized it's all
my fault, but
couldn't tell you
A
Dadd9
Yesterday you'd
forgiven me
A
Dadd9
but it'll still be
two days till I say
I'm sorry
(During the rap its
just kind of a funky
rock thing I dont
really know what
its
called but you just
hold 000033 if it
feels more
comfortable you can
play G but
you're really only
going to strum the
high strings)
Hold it now and
watch the
hoodwink
As I make you stop,
think
You'll think you're
looking at
Aquaman
I summon fish to the
dish, although I
like the Chalet
Swiss
I like the sushi
'cause it's never
touched a frying
pan
Hot like wasabe when
I bust rhymes
Big like LeAnn
Rimes
Because I'm all
about value
Bert Kaempfert's got
the mad hits
You try to match
wits, you try to
hold me but I bust
through
Gonna make a break
and take a fake
I'd like a stinkin
achin shake
I like vanilla, it's
the finest of the
flavours
Gotta see the show,
cause then you'll
know
The vertigo is gonna
grow
Cause it's so
dangerous,
you'll have to sign
a waiver
[Chorus]
F#m7
Esus4
How can I help it if
I think you're funny
when you're mad
A/C#
Dadd9
Trying hard not to
smile though I feel
bad
F#m7
Esus4
I'm the kind of guy
who laughs at a
funeral
A/C#
Can't understand
what I mean?
Dadd9
Well, you soon
will
F#m7
Esus4
I have a tendency to
wear my mind on my
sleeve
A/C#
Dadd9
I have a history of
taking off my
shirt
[Verse 2]
A
Dadd9
It's been one week
since you looked at
me
A
Threw your arms in
the air
Dadd9
and said "You're
crazy"
A
Dadd9
Five days since you
tackled me
A
Dadd9
I've still got the
rug burns on both my
knees
A
Dadd9
It's been three days
since the
afternoon
A
You realized it's
not my fault
Dadd9
not a moment too
soon
A
Dadd9
Yesterday you'd
forgiven me
A
Dadd9
And now I sit back
and wait til you say
you're sorry
(Again with the
000033 through the
whole verse)
Chickity China the
Chinese chicken
You have a drumstick
and your brain stops
tickin'
Watchin' X-Files
with no lights on
We're dans la
maison
I hope the Smoking
Man's in this one
Like Harrison Ford
I'm getting
frantic
Like Sting I'm
tantric
Like Snickers,
guaranteed to
satisfy
Like Kurasawa I make
mad films
Okay, I don't make
films
But if I did they'd
have a Samurai
Gonna get a set a'
better clubs
Gonna find the kind
with tiny nubs
Just so my irons
aren't always flying
off the
back-swing
Gotta get in tune
with Sailor Moon
'Cause the cartoon
has got the boom
anime babes
That make me think
the wrong thing
[Chorus]
F#m7
Esus4
How can I help it if
I think you're funny
when you're mad
A/C#
Dadd9
Trying hard not to
smile though I feel
bad
F#m7
Esus4
I'm the kind of guy
who laughs at a
funeral
A/C#
Can't understand
what I mean?
Dadd9
Well, you soon
will
F#m7
Esus4
I have a tendency to
wear my mind on my
sleeve
A/C#
Dadd9
I have a history of
losing my shirt
[Verse 3]
A
Dadd9
It's been one week
since you looked at
me
A
Dropped your arms to
your sides
Dadd9
and said "I'm
sorry"
A
Dadd9
Five days since I
laughed at you and
said
A
Dadd9
"You just did just
what I thought you
were gonna do"
A
Dadd9
Three days since the
living room
A
We realized we're
both to blame,
Dadd9
but what could we
do?
A
Dadd9
Yesterday you just
smiled at me
A
Dadd9
Cause it'll still be
two days till we say
we're sorry
[Outro]
A
Esus4
It'll still be two
days till we say
we're sorry
A
Esus4
It'll still be two
days till we say
wasabi
A
Esus4
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